God, Come in God God come in, God Damn you’re a girl... Wow! I guess the reason I’m talking to you tonight is cause I’ve been doing a lot of thinking and... And I consider myself a pretty cool guy and I never cheated on any of my girlfriends... Well, except that one time in Japan but that was just for head and head don’t count right? Thanks God, I knew you’d understand... Well, I just feel like... Well to be honest with you, God I just need a sweet bitch! You know somebody not too, not too fast but not too slow. Cause I don’t have it all to do it my damn self, and life aint easy, you know? I just want somebody by your side to help smooth that thang out, you know what I’m talking about... And at this point, I mean I’m not being picky, she don’t even have to a big ol’ ass you know? Just something well proportioned to her body, you know a nice little tail you know? What you say? You... You say you found somebody? Is she cute? So when do I get to met her? Awww, God you are the greatest! We